Crazy People

Ive gone outside for two smoke breaks today at the Citadel Mall. And both times run into the same crazy radio shack employee. HE keeps telling me about crazy goverment conspiracy, how hes a terrorist hunter. But he believes that the Goverment carried out 911 (Which has been disproven many times by far more reputable sources then the sources that clame the bull shit.) How he reloads his computer every week because the Goverment has spy applications on it (to which I recommenend buying a Mac as a joke, he ignored it) and all sorts of crazy bullshit. He has 4 teeth left. Im pretty sure the CIA stole the rest as evidence. And one of the teeth are massive. Probally actually an antenna to contact the mothership.